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“Take The Money And Run
(Spirit Airlines Diss Track)”

(to the tune of the original)

Verse 1:
This here’s the story of a guy named Ted,
Spirit Airlines shareholders wish he fled,
He gave himself millions, left their stocks for dead,
Cashed out his bonus while the company bled.

Chorus:
Woo-hoo-hoo, take the bonus and run!
Woo-hoo-hoo, Spirit's job is done.
Woo-hoo-hoo, investors, you're out of luck,
Ted took the bonus and left y’all stuck.

Verse 2:
Spirit passengers stranded on the floor,
No luggage, no flights—what a rotten score.
While Ted’s on a yacht, laughing offshore,
He’s counting his cash, and Spirit’s no more.

Chorus:
Woo-hoo-hoo, take the bonus and run!
Woo-hoo-hoo, left the mess for everyone.
Woo-hoo-hoo, no shares, no trust,
Ted took the bonus and threw y’all under the bus.

Bridge:
Well, airlines fail all the time, it’s true,
But taking millions before bankruptcy's rude.
No apologies, no shame, no clue,
Spirit Airlines, we’re all through with you!

Final Chorus:
Woo-hoo-hoo, take the bonus and run!
Woo-hoo-hoo, Spirit’s got no fun.
Woo-hoo-hoo, delays, no flights,
Ted took the bonus, and it’s goodbye rights.

Outro:
Investors cry, flyers groan,
Ted’s on an island with a champagne throne.
Spirit Airlines, you’ve lost all trust,
‘Cause greed is the engine, and passengers are dust.


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